Being a band director is a very glamorous life – what with the high pay, the low stress, the adulation from the adoring fans and the endless support from every patron.
At least that’s way it is here in Denison – isn’t it that way everywhere?
Just the other day, I was relaxing in my cushy office, when my secretary announced that I had a visitor. It was someone very prominent in town, and he had just stopped by to remind me of how awesome I was. I let him in, and let him talk for a while before pushing him out the door to make way for my next appointment, which was with my couch. It was 1:30 in the afternoon, and I hadn’t had my afternoon nap, yet. I was SO tired that day – you see, I had to be at school by 8:30 in the MORNING, so I had only gotten 9 hours of sleep the night before. Plus, after my hour long lunch break, I was ready to turn off the lights and rest my eyes.
Someone once asked me how I had time in the middle of my long day for a nap – they had no idea that I only taught one class a day. They didn’t know that I showed up at 8:30, taught until 10:00 and then used the rest of the day for score study, professional growth, and personal reflection. Even that one class a day isn’t really a big deal – I mean, my class is an elective, so the students who take my class are the ones who really want to be there. I just get up in front of them for 90 minutes and wave my arms and beautiful music comes out. It’s really a shame they have to pay me to do this job.
I do have to get to school a little earlier on jazz band days – but that’s no big deal either. My jazz bands are made up of the top players in my band, and they are all so self-motivated that I really don’t have to do much but give them a tempo and off they go! Even the solos are completely made up, so there’s not even any prep in teaching that at all!
Life is good for band directors. Especially this time of year. Solo contest is coming up! Why is it even called a contest? They pretty much just give a I rating out to anyone who can play their solo. How else would you explain the large number of I ratings we get a contest? Plus, again, it’s only the top players who do solos, so I don’t have to help them or rehearse them. I just show up, play the piano with them and it’s all good! And small groups? Whatever! These kids can just throw a small group together at the drop of a hat – they do it all year for church services or community events, so throwing one together for a “contest” is really no big deal.
We do have a concert coming up – we will be performing four pieces, one of which is Prelude and Fugue in Bb. The audience will love it, because all we basically do all year is pop music for football and basketball games, so this “classical” music will be very new for everyone. I added a drum set part just to make it feel more like real music.
The best part of this month will be parent teacher conferences. They will all line up to tell me how great I am and how great it is that their child has an “A” in band – after all, if you just show up, you get an “A” in band, right? Why would I spend my precious time doing grades – I just give them all an “A.”
And the BEST part of it – everyone appreciates what music does for each and every student. Everyone gets that music in our schools is important – more important than they even realize. Everyone understands that music is not just another extra-curricular. They appreciate that even though it takes time and work, it’s worth every second of it. Everyone knows that athletics are important, but music is just as important. Most even admit that it’s more important. It’s so great to be in a job that everyone appreciates and understands the importance of.
Yes sir – this is the life. So relaxing and glamorous. So appreciated and stress free. I don’t understand why more graduates don’t pick this career for themselves in college. Don’t they understand what we do for a living and how easy it is?
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That’s the real question: “Do they understand what we do for a living and how easy it is?”
March is “Music in the Schools Month.” What are you doing this month to make sure your community knows sarcasm when they see it? Sadly, there are more people out there than we realize who would read the above and think it was completely true. Amongst everything else that our job entails this time of year, take some time in March to educate your community and make sure your administration understands everything you do. If you need some help, head to:
MENC Music In Our Schools Month (MIOSM)
This may not be a glamorous job, but it’s an important one – keep fighting the good fight!


